5 Funny Wedding Vows To Include In Your Wedding Ceremony

Writing down funny wedding vows is not just tricky, but they also face a certain level of resistance from grumpy relatives. Always find new ways to entertain wedding guests without actually giving up on the commitment in life.

Here are some inspiring and creative wedding vows which tickled our funny bone!

The Celebrity Vow

Weddings are set in heaven. And when you involve some good celebrity wedding vows, it makes it all the more magical! Taking a cue from one of the most loved couples in the world, here’s a vow we made practical for you.

“Hey Victoria… You are a spice girl of my life, and I promise to add more flavours into your life. Well, my achievements only include good looks that will keep you affixed on me, and a talent to bend balls in air. I promise to sing to you on days you feel gloomy, and write lyrics that remind of the pop sensations you loved as a kid.

If you let me watch English Premiere Leagues on weekends, I will never complain of your cooking and would buy shoes and bags you demand. More importantly, I promise to treat you like the Queen of England.”

Other prominent celebrities you can include in the wedding vows are the Reagans, SRK-Gauri Khan,  and of course, Sachin Tendulkar and Anjali.

 

Calvin and Hobbes Adventure Vow

Here is what you can propose as a vow:

“Anita Mishra, we are separated from the troops and are hopelessly lost in our own world. Left alone in the uncompromising wild to survive by each other’s side and wits, unaided… But even when i forget our anniversaries or get angry at me for not bringing gifts, I promise to “Listen carefully” to you. I promise to love you more than my beef steaks dripping with soya sauce, more than my decade old denim jackets… and beyond doubt, you are the only one whose mood swings will ever matter to me…”

 

The Biker Vow

“I am used to throttling 350 cc bullet that makes noise like a thumping motor on the roll. I follow rules as if they were lifelines. And I fill fuel on time, and keep my asset in top condition. In rain, fire and storm, I am always ready to fire. No matter where you are, I will always be ready to bike around your mind and never give you a bumpy ride.”

 

The Realist’s Vow

Nothing is funnier than reality of life. Give a taste of it.

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it every inch of it. I wear clothes that don’t matter, and buy only things that will sustain life till our 7th generation. On days when we are excited, you can take the TV remote. For birthdays, only your in-laws are allowed… I love eggs and chicken, and you can eat them only if you help me stir them.”

 

Rhyming Wedding Vows

“I am your Man and you are my dame,

Monies or no monies, we will continue without shame

From Shrek to Robbing Hood,

 I will love you in every mood

While I buy bags and shoes for you, or curtains for the home

To my arms you have a reason always to come...”

So, try your luck with writing funny wedding vows and make the effort count.