{"id":2362,"date":"2016-05-19T16:54:17","date_gmt":"2016-05-19T11:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tamarindweddings.com\/blog\/?p=2362"},"modified":"2016-05-19T16:54:17","modified_gmt":"2016-05-19T11:24:17","slug":"5-funny-wedding-vows-ideas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tamarindweddings.com\/blog\/5-funny-wedding-vows-ideas\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Funny Wedding Vows To Include In Your Wedding Ceremony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Writing down funny wedding vows is not just tricky, but they also face a certain level of resistance from grumpy relatives. Always find new ways to entertain wedding guests without actually giving up on the commitment in life.<\/p>\n<p>Here are some inspiring and\u00a0creative wedding vows which tickled our funny bone!<\/p>\n<h3><b>The Celebrity Vow<\/b><\/h3>\n<p>Weddings are set in heaven. And when you involve some good celebrity wedding vows, it makes it all the more magical!\u00a0Taking a cue from one of the most loved couples in the world, here&#8217;s a vow we made practical for you.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<i>Hey Victoria&#8230; You are a spice girl of my life, and I promise to <\/i><i>add <\/i><i>more flavours into you<\/i><i>r life.<\/i><i> Well, my achievements only include good looks that will keep you affixed on me, and a talent to bend balls in air. I promise to sing to you on days you feel gloomy, and write lyrics that remind of the pop sensations you loved as a kid.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>If you let me watch<a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxsports.com.au\/football\/premier-league\"> English Premiere Leagues<\/a> on weekends, I will never complain of your cooking and would buy shoes and bags you demand. More importantly, I promise to treat<\/i><i> you like the Queen of England.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Other prominent celebrities you can include in the wedding vows are the Reagans, SRK-Gauri Khan,\u00a0 and of course, Sachin Tendulkar and Anjali.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/www.calvinandhobbes.co.uk\/\"><b>Calv<\/b><b>in<\/b><b> and<\/b><b> Hobbes <\/b><\/a><b>Adventure <\/b><b>Vow<\/b><\/h3>\n<p>Here is what you can propose as a vow:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<i>Anita Mishra, we are separated from the troops and are hopelessly lost in our own world. Left alone in the uncompromising wild to survive by each other\u2019s side and w<\/i><i>its, unaided&#8230; But even when <\/i><i>i<\/i> <i>forget <\/i><i>our <\/i><i>anniversaries<\/i><i> or get angry at me<\/i><i> for not bringing gifts, I promise to \u201cListen carefully\u201d to you. I promise to love you more than my beef steaks dripping with soya sauce, more than my decade old denim jackets&#8230; and beyond doubt, you are the only <\/i><i>one <\/i><i>w<\/i><i>hose mood swings <\/i><i>will ever <\/i><i>matter to me&#8230;\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tamarindweddings.com\/blog2022\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/tumblr_lx5vh603xn1r92t9ho1_500-e1463654646718.gif\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2374\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2374\" src=\"https:\/\/tamarindweddings.com\/blog2022\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/tumblr_lx5vh603xn1r92t9ho1_500-e1463654646718.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_lx5vh603xn1r92t9ho1_500\" width=\"801\" height=\"511\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><b>The <\/b><b>B<\/b><b>iker Vow<\/b><\/h3>\n<p><i>\u201cI am used to throttling 350 cc bullet that makes noise like a thumping motor on the roll. I follow rules as if they were lifelines. And\u00a0I fill fuel on time, and keep my asset in top condition. In rain, fire and storm, I am always ready to fire. No matter where you are, I will always be ready to <\/i><i>bike around your mind and never give you a bumpy ride.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><b>The <\/b><b>Reali<\/b><b>st\u2019s<\/b><b> Vow<\/b><\/h3>\n<p>Nothing is funnier than reality of life. Give a taste of it.<\/p>\n<p><i>\u201c<\/i><i>Welcome to the real world.<\/i><i> It sucks. You\u2019re <\/i><i>gonna<\/i><i> love it every inch of it. I wear clothes that don\u2019t matter, and buy only things that will sustain life till our 7<\/i><i>th<\/i><i> generation. On days when we are excited, you can take the TV remote. For birthdays, <\/i><i>only <\/i><i>your in-laws are allowed&#8230;<\/i><i> I love eggs and chicken, and you can ea<\/i><i>t them <\/i><i>only <\/i><i>if you help me stir them.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><b>Rhyming Wedding Vows<\/b><\/h3>\n<p><i>\u201c<\/i><i>I am your Man and <\/i><i>you are my dame,<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Monies or no monies, we will continue without shame<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>From Shrek to Robbing Hood,<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>\u00a0I will love you in every mood<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>While I buy bags and shoes<\/i> <i>for you<\/i><i>, or curtains for the home<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>To my arms you have a reason alw<\/i><i>a<\/i><i>ys to come.<\/i><i>..\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>So, try your luck with writing funny wedding vows and make the effort count.<b>\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Writing down funny wedding vows is not just tricky, but they also face a certain level of resistance from grumpy relatives. 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